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Reply |Anon
show details 5:44 PM (0 minutes ago)
Dear Editor, I have been told that a certain member of the committee and his
sidekick, the proprietor of a local retail outlet, have been increasingly
frequenting a nearby local hostelry. Do you think they could be planning setting
up a rival golf club?
Yours worriedly, Anon
Dear Anon, We have also been told in
confidence of this latest occurrence. Yes,
Bananaman (sorry) an un-named source has been keeping the committee
informed of developments. We were concerned that the committee member, who shall
remain nameless, had suffered some sort of post-traumatic stress condition
following his buggy accident but further investigation revealed that this wasn't
the case. Yes, Vice Captain Davie explained that he was simply visiting the
establishment in question to offer the patron advice on the condition and
service of his range of beers during a period in the day when the Station Bar
was closed. We should have known that Elliot's loyal service to the Club
precluded any such worries on your part. The Kinloch Masters doesn't exactly roll off the tongue does it?
Yours reassuringly, The Editor.